Saw this today near Mt. Rubidoux in Riverside, California:
Squirrel: The cat can’t see me. I am a tree.
Cat: That rat has a fluffy tail. I want it.
Squirrel: Can cats climb?
Cat: Can I climb?
Squirrel: If you want me, you have to chase me up here.
Cat: Nope.
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